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Melissa

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PostSubject: 9 Deadly Words Used By Woman!!!    Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:31 am

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Deadly Words Used By Woman!!!    Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:38 am

Thank u Mel!

Now i know what my girlfriend is always talking about Wink
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Deadly Words Used By Woman!!!    Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:44 pm

This is dead on!
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Deadly Words Used By Woman!!!    Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:07 pm

thats funny
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Deadly Words Used By Woman!!!    Thu May 19, 2011 12:36 pm

This is Scary
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Deadly Words Used By Woman!!!    Thu May 19, 2011 12:39 pm

Its always good to have for reference!

Ask Sisco LOL!!!

he swears i told him to fuck off once!

I was just using a word thats all!
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