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SnipeJr1



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PostSubject: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:02 pm

Little Johnny and Suzy have nothing to do one day while in the house playing. All of a sudden, Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests.

"Oh no," answers Suzy, "That is way too scary."

"No, it is not," says Johnny, "it will be fun!" He proceeds to the top of the stairs. The banister rail is long and very smooth with a beautiful big marble ball at its base. Johnny climbs on and down he goes, squealing with excitement as he goes. He jumps off just before he gets to the marble ball at the bottom. "That was great," he says. "Come on, you try now."

Suzy still is not quite sure that this is such a good idea. "No," she says, "It looks too scary."

"No, it is not," said Johnny, and away he goes again to the top of the stairs. He climbs on and down he goes again, having just as much fun as he did the first time. He jumps off just before the marble ball at the bottom. "You gotta try this, it is the best!" urges Johnny.

Well, little Suzy is not one to stay scared for very long and this really does look like fun, so she agrees. To the top of the stairs she goes. She straddles the banister rail, and slowly lets go with her hands.

Down she goes, a lot faster than she expected. WHAM! Right into the marble ball at the bottom.

Little Suzy starts to cry and almost falls off the banister rail.

When Johnny sees her so upset, crying ever harder and holding her groin where she collided with the marble ball, he gets a little scared that maybe she has really hurt herself.

"Maybe you had better let me see," suggests Little Johnny.

So Suzy lifts her little dress and pulls down her panties.

Little Johnny's face goes pale white. "OH, NO!" he shouts. "This is horrible! You knocked it right off!"

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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:28 pm

LIKE WTF like OMG

Jr!! you need help!! Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:02 pm

confused confused Now why in the world would I need help for! Only blondes need help! affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:04 pm

scratch I dont get it
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:21 pm

Melissa wrote:
scratch I dont get it
because your blonde
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:35 pm

I thought it was funny, And melissa, Im starting to think that you the most confused person that i have ever met. I got what you were saying Jr.
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:12 pm

I have no response to that
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:16 pm

Nothing wrong with confused women melissa. They are the fun ones. Hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:18 pm

Coz ya'll think you can trick them into doing something Shocked Shocked

SOOOO Inappropriate
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:23 pm

Geez melissa. Always thinking dirty. Wasnt thinking that at all Rolling Eyes they are always silly. Makes people laugh is what I was thinking. Duh
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:29 pm

ok for now on i will be silent
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:31 pm

No need to fear the asian is here!! So what the problem I'm to lazy to read all of the posts.
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:32 pm

Kamikaze wrote:
No need to fear the asian is here!! So what the problem I'm to lazy to read all of the posts.

I totally agree. Too lazy to read the other posts...whose messing with the wifey?
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PostSubject: Re: Knocked it off   Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:23 am

Why you said "trick them into doing something"? Be honest you all want to do "something" we don't need to trick you...
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