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Melissa

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PostSubject: Female dictionary    Sun May 15, 2011 8:33 pm

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

WOMAN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Tue May 17, 2011 12:27 am

Your knowledge :Scares me:
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Tue May 17, 2011 10:35 am

Then you should be reading this one too!! AND study it
http://gsrp.canadian-forum.com/t71-9-deadly-words-used-by-woman
lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Sun May 29, 2011 3:37 pm

Mel I think you are a widow and want a soul mate.
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Sun May 29, 2011 5:06 pm

Jr!

I have a feeling that your going to go to bed soon and not wake up!! Twisted Evil
At least you made it to 14!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Sun May 29, 2011 5:35 pm

I am lost now i checked both post and there is no reference as what to expect when a woman says she has a feeling but i have feeling its not good bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Sun May 29, 2011 5:42 pm

Its just a little creamy how true those words are....us guys were fucked ever since adam had a price of the forbidden fruit
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Sun May 29, 2011 5:42 pm

Feeling= Mean's it will either happen, OR you will be shitting your pants thinking it might happen.. but sooner or later it will happen

e.g I have a feeling im going to kick your ass!!

Either:
-- im about to kick your ass
-- You are thinking im going to kick your ass and will stay away

BUT

In the end im gonna kick your ass!!

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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Sun May 29, 2011 6:13 pm

Melissa wrote:
Jr!

I have a feeling that your going to go to bed soon and not wake up!! Twisted Evil
At least you made it to 14!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
I told you you were a widow! tongue tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Female dictionary    Mon May 30, 2011 12:26 am

well looks we got number 10 your goin to have update your list this is important stuff might want to join both threads so us men dont get lost looking for these clues
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